Jul 2, 2010

Sex at Verizon. Tips about tits.

Sex at Verizon.
I remember when 7-11 used to be the largest distribution chain of adult magazines.  Then  there was a campaign that stopped it.  We can do the same with Verizon.  I used to have this FIOS package and then found that their TV menu had an adult section where one can order porn flicks at the touch of a button.  Now I dropped the cable TV portion of my package.  It may not stop all the porn traffic, not with the web around.  But it will make it a little less convenient.  The purity you save can be your childrens'.

Tips for tits.
1.) When a baby bites the nipple. 
If a nursing infant falls asleep and bites the nipple, the best way to make the child release it is to press on the nostrils.  This will force the infant to breath through the mouth and release the nipple in the process.

2.)  About breastfeeding.
An article in a parenting mag stated that boobs are just for sexual enjoyment and breast feeding is not only creepy but makes them sag.  FYI, there are milk glands in the breasts there precisely to feed the infant.  Furthermore, mother's milk have proteins, AHA & DHA, that are easily digestible, promotes a higher IQ and makes the child more resistant to disease.  As far as the erogenous zones in the mammary glands, they are there by design to encourage guess what - breast feeding!  HT to CMR

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