Free T-shirts, $3 draft beer - just applaud when prompted. He's gotta bribe his fans nowadays? I don't mind that as long as it's on his dime and not the taxpayers.
"Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign" •"Your long national nightmare is not over" • "It's Mourning Again in America" • "Keep America Strong through Surrender & High Taxes" • "Vote for Barack: Satan compels you" • "Building a bridge to September 10th" • "I'm with Worf!" • "Vote Obama. It’s Easier Than Thinking" • "Don't Ask What He's Done: Ask What He Says He's Done!" • "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed Again?" • "Read My Lips: No New Tax Cuts" • "Why Work If You Can Just Vote Democrat Instead?" • "Change you can be fooled by -- again!" • "Your friends at the SEIU say: Vote Obama and No One Gets Hurt" • "Keep Racial Tensions Alive!" • "Help Wipe Out Capitalism in Our Time" • "I can't believe it's not Socialism!"