Video: There ain't gonna be no Slurpee summit. You should know our beverage by now.

Obama has been ridiculing Republicans as self-fanning, dirt-kicking, Slurpee-sippin obstructionsists not lifting a finger while watching Democrats struggle to dig the economy out of a ditch.  Now he's calling for a summit - a Slurpee summit.  There ain't gonna be no Slurpee summit.  You should know our beverage by now. Tea dude. Hot tea. 

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(Also, I'd cut down on the momma jokes.  Them mama grizzly's don't take kindly to pinko-commie-teleprompter-readin'-say-anthin'-poser-dudes,  you know. )