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When Todd Akin suggested women have natural defenses against impregnation by rape-sperm, “women have ways to shut that whole thing down” became a punchline and political bludgeon for months. Dems insisted Akin was the spokesman for the entire GOP, Team Obama recruited Sandra Fluke to fundraise off of his remarks, and lefties targeted Akin with oh-so-civil rape wishes.
But when genius Colorado Democrat Joe Salazar insisted hysterical womenfolk can’t be trusted to accurately identify a rape threat, much less fend one off with anything more powerful than a 9mm whistle? Crickets from the For the Women™ crowd. Perhaps they agree with Salazar: It’s not “rape-rape” until a male Dem gives his stamp of approval, you dumb broads.
And when the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs issued tips for “passive resistance” to rape, like on-demand vomiting and fake menstruation? Chirp, chirp, chirp.
But somehow, the feminist pearl-clutchers found the strength to take up a new cause when they caught wind of @SooperMexican’s #LiberalTips2AvoidRape hashtag.
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Here are some of the #LiberalTipstoAvoidRape that are apparently more offensive than actual rapes that occur when women are disarmed and disempowered by the blood-boiling Left.
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: yell "racist" at your rapist… that's like the worst thing ever!—
El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape —> see Jezebel or feministing for advice #TCOT—
Matt Vespa (@mVespa1) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Try to relate to the attacker’s feelings.—
RB (@RBPundit) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape At the top of your lungs: 'I AM CURRENTLY ATTRACTING BEARS."—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Occupy a rape tent.—
Salty Cön (@SaltyCon) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTipsToAvoidRape declare yourself a crime free zone—
Cyn (@Arkydiva) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTipsToAvoidRape Pass a law against it—
Cyn (@Arkydiva) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Cover yourself with a mix of chocolate and your own feces. BONUS: You get a National Endowment for the Arts grant!—
Inglorious Batard (@KentAtwater) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape don't get raped—
Bill O'Keefe (@DefendWallSt) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape well, this one is easy but you're going to need some ruby slippers—
8-Cow Wife (@MeSoBland) February 19, 2013
Just stay in those "rape free zones" ladies. #LiberalTips2AvoidRape—
Church (@Church_On_F1) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: Just tap the would-be rapist on the shoulder and say, "Tag, you're it. Now it's your turn to hide."—
Josh Painter (@Josh_Painter) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Tell him you don't believe in guns and don't have one, but you called the cops and they'll arrive in 12 minutes.—Stop triggering feminists by attacking reckless leftist policies and rhetoric that harm women! Stick to making sure women are as defenseless as possible. And ladies, if you want to avoid rape, go practice the liberal-approved method of blowing a whistle while faking your period.
(@divadoll123) February 19, 2013
If you think this —-> #LiberalTips2AvoidRape is mocking rape victims then #YouMightBeAnIdiot. Seek the appropriate help.—
Redonda McNeil (@dondalynn) February 19, 2013
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The Left is so out of touch.
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